Τρίτη 9 Οκτωβρίου 2012

Merkel Athens Visit

It will go down in history as the MAV and hence the title for the article. Nobody could ever expect such a turn around in public opinion but since the latest Troika report we should have expected this outcome. Thousands upon thousands of Athenians flooded the streets of the Greek capital to welcome their heroe with an unprecedented shower of rose petals. The overwhelming feelings of love and adoration that flowed from the crowds to their new Messiah Merkel could not be disguised, withheld or thwarted in any way. It is the least show of respect to the Lady of Loon who singlehandedly slashed our national debt in half and put us, as a nation back on the road of fiscal responsibility. So what if a handful of lunatics could not handle the heat, three thousand in fact, and took their own life. So what if schoolchildren have been going hungry and fainting during lunchbreak. So what if souplines and handouts are the new tools of survival for the unemployed. The bottom line is that Merkel has turned around this country of egomaniac macho southerners and put the heart back into Christianity. This of course could not stop the thousands of kamakia who lined the streets waiting for a chance to hit on the woman that awoke their desire. Merkel is the new muse that has inspired the youth of Greece to return to recreational sex. This is after all a strange and mixed up world when a state leader pays a visit to drive the final nail into the coffin of a nation. MAV 2012 it is then and do come again my dear...